God shed His grace on thee,

"Gosh, I love America." -Mitt Romney

Is like a microwave in the depths of my thumping heart when our beloved agents of the State can get away with murder.

"What kind of world would it be if we didn't have police officers," [attorney] Kluge said. "Joe was doing his duty."

I salute you, sir, in your duty of killing unarmed moms and maiming babies. We can all rest easy knowing that you've been acquitted of this farce of an accusation and are returning to the streets to protect us all.

And now I bring you some hot cop-on-civilian protest porn! [Courtesy of Luke's link from the Denver Post.]



Mmm, that party can is some tasty stuff.


Yea, that's it. You are making me ROCK HARD.


I, for one, welcome our brave new authoritarian masters into our beautiful city of St Paul next week.

Whew. I'd better go tie one off, after seeing all of these powerful men in uniform.

-Brenn

THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED FOR DECENCY

So the FCC is trying to weasel its way into the very finite broadcasting capability of the renegade cable tee-vee, because there’s certainly no competition wiggle for our underprivileged satellite industry, and there’s not enough fun-pokin’ meddling for Uncle Censor to play with in broadcast television. No, most families in this day and age have got these fandangled television expansion packs with their kids watching and all, so we need 100% down-home family-friendly moving pictures and hearin’ words when we flip on the tube for nacho night.

To hell with it; all these choices and stations are just so darned confusing. They leave too much room for nipples, potty-mouth, and subversive content. Ipso facto we should have us all just one government-ran station with the football, our daily workout routine, and Armed Forces commercials.

[inset belch]

-Brenn

Pee ess: Gee, those folks over at Enon Springs have some fine natural spring water.

Miss Anne took some excellent photos at the Final Jacobins show this last Friday. If you're having a look see, those Jacobins accompanied a groovy, refined set with Corey Hammer in a dress, tights, and a little green wig. He was so pretty, and I was so proud of my young man.

And master Nate is blogging now, so click and encourage him to post frequently--at least until his band is reformed.

Enjoy your boots,
-Brenn

Speaking of the Jacobins, I'll also be re-posting my stupid myspace bulletin. NOW!

For those who haven't heard, Mr. Hammer is resigning his post as drummer for the Jacobins, and this Friday they will be performing their final show at the 400 Bar.


FINAL SHOW. Friday the 8th at the 400 Bar. So suck it in and turn out and weep with all of us.


Soon Nate and Tony will be auditioning for drummers, Hammer will finish up some recordings.


In the future, assuming Nate finds the new skin-banger he likes, a new band with a new name will be formed, all Frankenstein-phoenix like, and me knowing Nate, most of the already-magnificent Jacobins songs as we know them will NOT rear their knee-knocking testes-satchels jingle-jig shimmy black-wiggler-in-the-sphincter-Nate-needs-a-towel and they'll go down the depressing, empty, lifeless memoryholes of those few of us who saw them perform. And YOU losers will be stuck like rubberheads clutching pudding cups with well-produced but non-LIVE lifeless recordings from the days of yore. Which Nate probably won't be selling anyways. But I bet I could talk him into it if you let us see how many rusty railroad spikes we can fit in your mouth.


So pick your tits up off of the ground and drag your hairy neanderthal knuckles to the gorram show. Voltaire's angry glove. In your sleep.


http://www. myspace. com/thejacobins

-Brenn

Oh, and

GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!

pew pew

YES! Doesn't this send erections RAGING?!

Answering a question about his approach to combating crime, John McCain suggested that military strategies currently employed by US troops in Iraq could be applied to high crime neighborhoods here in the US. McCain called them tactics 'somewhat like we use in the military...You go into neighborhoods, you clamp down, you provide a secure environment for the people that live there, and you make sure that the known criminals are kept under control. And you provide them with a stable environment and then they cooperate with law enforcement.'

Oh, a surge in my very own neighborhood! I cannot fecking WAIT! Battle-fatigued balaclava-wearing badged power-hungry State-enabled LEOs with AR15s and rocket launchers and under-regulation shotguns and battering rams and tearing down walls and fucking TANKS and APCs and black-ops and nerve gas mowing down family dogs and darkies and unarmed-but-deadly infant-carrying women. Through doors. I can barely keep my goddamn knickers on and feces in. I am going to suck every one of their cocks. MMM.

Hey...you can always vote for 'mandatory national service' Obama. Would you like that shirt in black or brown, comrade?

Since that didn't pickle you, there's some bittersweet news otherwise: The Jacobins are performing their FINAL SET this Friday at the 400 Bar. If you haven't been to a show yet and don't manage to pull this one off, I expect to be CC'd on your Outlook calendar appointment to witness the wrist-slitting.

-Brenn

Tuesday pantaloons

I entertain a show of hands for those of you who've seen the fantastic Death Race 2000. Mmm, okay, now I am certain that most of you will agree that this film re-make looks dumber than Kwanzaa.

And another count of you who've seen the credit card reporting section of the Congress' mortgage bailout bill.

• The cost of the bill (except for the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac provisions) is fully offset with a tax compliance provision from the President’s Budget (requiring credit card companies to report more information to the IRS about credit card transactions) and by delaying the effective date of a tax benefit for multinational companies that has not yet taken effect.

Meanwhile, help the ARMY hunt down "genocidal indigenous forces". It is just like being overseas and occupying THEIR (brown people) countries; the bullets that are coming at you aren't real.

In local news, a state of emergency has been declared directed to all those not planning on attending the Jacobins show this coming Thursday the 31st at Eclipse Records. Drummer Corey Hammer has filed his resignation from the band, but will be fulfilling his contract and performing through his final two shows. Guitarist/vocalist Naight Bertiste will be holding tryouts for a new percussionist.

And please secure your availability this Saturday the 2nd, 8:30-9:30 PM so you're able to attend PABL's Maximum Verbosity's "All Rights Reserved: A Libertarian Rage" at the Minnesota Fringe Festival. If you'd like to be a puckered sphincter, you may attend a performance other than this Saturday's. It pains me to even attempt imagining what'll happen if you don't.

-Brenn

dance

I'd post more, but the couple'a sources I was going to use are DOWN, temporarily eradicated from net access. Maybe another time. Maybe I won't.

Entertainment-wise, the Jacobins are be-bopping at the Hexagon on Thursday the 24th and Stasiu's on Friday the 25th. So now you've got something to do, you loser.

"When the music stops, in terms of liquidity, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance. We're still dancing."
-Charles Prince, then-CEO of Citibank, 07/09/07

So DANCE, Fannie, DANCE, Freddie! The gubmint is giving you another hit from the light bulb!

THURSDAY WONTONNERY

Who're you voting for in November? What egomaniacal Fedfucking clown are you going to put your unwashed Che shirt on for just to waddle to the polls, black the gorram box for in this year's election day? Certainly not the Oreo, or the senile war-torn fuckslit for president. Not the two smarmy New York heebes pursuing the Senatorial Minnesota seat. NO!

Might I recommend non-Senator Cardboard Man? I want to thank the gentle, authoritarian Chad Perkins for bringing Mr. Cardboard's valiant candidacy for every local, State, and Federal race to my attention.







He's certainly got superior sensibilities to every other candidate in the running; he has foregone the power-thirst and held steadfast against voting in favor of ANYTHING (when's the last time an elective body has wholly repealed?). He's the kind of guy I'd like to share a brew with. PLUS, he won't go lurking around escort services, or tap his loafers in airport restrooms. HELL, he doesn't have ANY SEXUALITY AT ALL! And his 'first lady' is HAWT! I'd poke it in the mouth.

poke it in the mouth,
-Brenn