Some Polish History for Anthony "The Unbeliever" Bonk

When I came home this evening I was greeted by a package from a "Cascade Promotion Corporation" to include a new 80BG iPod Classic...with no further explanation. I am still torn on opening it (and buying an FM modulator), re-gifting it, or cramming it into the garbage disposal; can't these things come pre-loaded with softwares? Motherfucker. I've never been so confused in my life.

Oh boy, Youth League Spies! Them there, they're contracting out police work to you and I! You find you one of these things, ANYWHERE, you call in a list of your local politicians and Law Enforcement Officers. You never know who among us are criminals.

Speaking of moles, the FBI is looking for some here in the Twin Cities to help them subvert the subverters for the coming RNC. So if you get the opportunity, please take it to subvert the subverting of the subverting.

Speeds the week by for a longer weekend of drinking with the pals, Meryl, and musics. Keep your helmets on.

Hay Luke, Ach-ya or Nish-nish?

-Brenn

*EDIT: found out the iPod was an early birthday gift from the old man, I think he got it comp'd from the casino had had it forwarded to me ergo the odd address; awesome and thanks, pa!

Not sick enough.

Lawdy I am sick for the second time this year! Hopefully this will be pre-payment in ailments 'til 2010.

You people get extra sleep on Thursday and get out your line-dancing boots, as the Jacobins are performing down at Club Underground on Friday night. Nate estimated their set to kick in 'round midnight, but don't fear checking out the other bands beforehand.

Also, the pal Will Tolle is playing the 400 Bar on Sunday and Monday this coming holiday weekend, so don't you fucking dare skip town.

If you haven't had your Two Minutes Hate this week, go read up on The Man's atrocities committed against Mr. Tracy Ingle, and the unbelievable persistence of them.

Not that anybody is bothering to pay any attention to National politics outside of the Paultards shaking the Republican tree in desperation for freedom-apples, but if there is anything else interesting I am near-apathetically crossing my fingers that Dr. Ruwart takes the LP nomination this coming weekend; while it is obvious Rep. Barr would get a stronger showing at the GE in November, the LP doesn't need to be compromising its principles in a conservative over a libertarian. Bob Barr has many Congressional sins to repent, and I think this'll cost him the nom.

hats on,
-Brenn

still superior to Minneapolis

In a rare turnaround of its generally strict policies toward entertainment and drinking, the St. Paul City Council on Wednesday started thinking about making it a little easier to drink outdoors.

...golly.

Harris' proposal would allow the City Council more discretion by creating a three-tier system.

wat.

Harris' proposal would allow the City Council more discretion by creating a three-tier system.

wat.

Harris' proposal would allow the City Council more discretion by creating a three-tier system.

wat!

I have never heard anything so HORRIFICALLY bureaucratic in my life.

Anyhow, everybody remember:

Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them
against a rock. (Psalm 137:8-9)

-Brenn

p.s. 'lo! Another weekend, though a couple ago.