minor amendment

Previously mentioned Representative Phallus KAAAAHHHHN offers a poignant line,

As for the Sunday sales, Kahn said: "It's two Sundays," adding, "It's hard to argue that any of these are necessities at all — but it's hard to also argue that the state has any business in telling people what they can't buy and sell on Sunday."

Certainly not redeemed, but the First Step is to admit a lack of control over one's addiction.

KAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNN!

Smugglers' deadly cargo: Cop-killing guns

Just what exactly are "Cop-killing guns"?  Somebody forgot their lesson
in existentialism.  Anyhow, as unfortunate as all this is--I mean, we
could all cooperate and recruit these poor, innocent cops into smuggling
drugs too, right?--I know who I am rooting for.

Wait...what's this over here?

A House panel wants to let Republican National Convention-goers drink later into the night.

The State Government Finance Division unanimously voted Wednesday to let bars serve customers until 4 a.m. for an 11-day period spanning the convention in St. Paul. Liquor stores, too, could open on the Sundays before and after the early September event.

The hitch? The proposal would apply only to establishments in a city, county or township within 10 miles of the Xcel Energy Center, where the convention will be held.

That's narrower area than a Senate proposal for the entire seven-county metro area, which was withdrawn by its sponsor because of various concerns.

Rep. Phyllis Kahn, DFL-Minneapolis, said she's pushing the later bar hours because she doesn't want to make a bad impression on visitors from larger cities. Kahn turned down a request to temporarily lift the statewide smoking ban.

Wait...what?
"said she's pushing the later bar hours because she doesn't want to make
a bad impression on visitors from larger cities"
Wut?
"said she's pushing the later bar hours because she doesn't want to make
a bad impression on visitors from larger cities"
Say what now?
"said she's pushing the later bar hours because she doesn't want to make
a bad impression on visitors from larger cities"
...
YOU GOD-DAMNED...ARGH...you smegging authoritarian mongoloid bureaucratty
nanny-cunt! AHH!










I guess it's too dangerous for us common serfs to keep our watering
holes open past 2:00 AM, but since our war-mongering special guests
are coming, our city-state overlords are going to permit it for our esteemed
visitors. But as soon as they're gone, by golly, pumpkin time is back and it's
into our hovels with us!

*hissss!*

I am not usually the asshole to post lyrics, but Congleton said:

In your tender place when you're safe at home
There's a tombstone that waits of your very own
While you're rutting like beasts
In the sheets of my sterilized room
In your comfy bed, air-conditioned car
There are vapors and toxins to get you all
In the water you drink, in the air that you breathe
In the soil under your shoe

Just because the fecking pAper chAse are playing at the 400 Bar this coming Saturday (03/29), and it's only ten bucks.

So there, you can eat.

pits

If only I could find a way to font-out an incoherent scream and still retain some dignity. You understand...

But Rep. Chaka Fattah, D-Pennsylvania, said before the hearing that the
government had the right to limit gun ownership.You ILLITERATE MOTHERFUCKER!  Must have been educated in one of your own fandangled
government-indoctrination schools.

The Supreme Court has steered clear of settling whether the right is
individual or collective, and it last examined the issue in 1939
without fully delving into the broader constitutional questions. The issue has
remained essentially unresolved since the Bill of Rights were enacted in 1791.

Wut? Even if the Supreme Court had the Constitutionally-granted privilege of judicial review (SUCK IT, Marbury v. Madison), there is no such thing as a collective right; communities and collectives are constructs, and rights are always inherent in the individual. For example, your mom.

NEWSPEAK! Somebody in Pennsylvania inform their Representative Chaka-Kahn-Fattah that governments don't have rights. And show him where rights come from with a little government of your own.

On the topic of respected rights, the LAPD is setting up a separate squad to clean up botched raid boner bungle blooper boondoggles. Wouldn't it be easier just to stop no-knock raids to start, or...to savagely beat the LAPD 'til they need to be fed with hoses?

"It's really good in terms of the city image," said Laura Filitoff, commanding officer of the fiscal operations division, which oversees the supply section in which Jenkins works.

"Our cops go in, and they get the wrong door. We fix the problem. It builds good will in the community."

I've got to go change my underwear, but doubly, I am going to wait until after I watch this: "Police video of 13-year-old boy's interrogation"

AHH! Damned subhuman swines!











I'll part ways with this--you're all sure to enjoy this little gem that Luke sparkled my inbox with this morning.

St. Paul / Man defecates in downtown state offices: A man got into the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office in downtown St. Paul last week and defecated in several rooms, police said Monday.

Another showing of St. Paul's superiority over Minneapolis. Did he dook once, and distribute the deposits to each room, or did he have the admirable grit to leave a meaty stinkchud in each room straight from the factory? In either scenario, this man is a HERO. If I'd his name, I'd make him a plaque and buy him a sammy. Anybody want to start a pool?

Well, I'd better buckle up to work and dawdle for the remainder of the week only to beam forward to another Meryl-packed weekend. Enjoy yourself, folks!

/untense
-Brenn

I'm not dead! Yet!

Thanks, Sax!