Can't have that because Rep. Bureaucrat says so.

HR 1022, Fgsfds, and DAMN IT!
Some brilliant excerpts:

`(iii) AR-15, Bushmaster XM15, Armalite M15, or Olympic Arms PCR;
`(xi) M1 Carbine;
`(xviii) Sturm, Ruger Mini-14;
...
`(iii) Striker 12; or
`(iv) Streetsweeper.
...
`(D) A semiautomatic rifle that has an ability to accept a detachable magazine, and that has--
`(iii) a pistol grip;
`(iv) a forward grip; or
...
`(G) A semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine that has the capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.

Click on the "Bill Summary & Status", gather and surmise the thirty three co-sponsors, and send them very, very thankful letters and voicemails for dramatically increasing the market value of said referenced firearms you own, even if you'll never ever sell them.

Next, go and order more of the included firearms. If you don't know a good dealer, ask me. I'm considering a Striker 12, myself.

Disarmament, in conjunction with 'Military Builds Robotic Insects' is not resulting in a real fuzzy feeling Brenn. And I am not referring to shaving.

fgsfds,
-Brenn

They once said this is *your* spectrum, rectum.

Mark some Brenn words, comrades, and call me out then if I was wrong now.

Recall when our mighty Congressional overseers decreed that all tee-vees manufactured and all tee-vee broadcasters broadcasting had to be digital by ought-nine?

Consider investing in Frontline Wireless. Why?

Because our masters-elect are selling off the UHF 700 MHz spectrum. And they're going to make a killing. This spectrum is ideal for wireless broadband access, and as it's likely going to be used for partial "public safety" communications; 'obviously' a consumer-direct brand won't be able to get their hands on much of the bidding.

There's a lad by the name of Reed E. Hundt, who recently "launched" an "organization" by the billing of "Frontline Wireless" (yee-haw, wholesaler here we come!). Oh, and Hundt is a former FCC Chair.

no. You link it. Google away.
-Brenn

You can have my vote. Leave me alone.

Confirmed that the life of the LC is going to be maintained through the end of April, and depending on how many monthly pledgers sign up at our coming Convention, act accordingly.

Also poking through April is Stanhope's visit and show; there'll be three 04/14 appearances: a tax protest, an afternoon hang out and some comedy at Stub & Herb's, and his evening performance at the Triple Rock.

I again mention, I hope to have a drink with you at the Jacobins show this coming Thursday (03/29) at Big V's, and Will Tolle's performance on Friday (03/30) at the Poodle Club. If anybody is going to be in those dreadful northwestern burbs, Daddy, a couple others, and myself will be catching our first North Star Rollergirls bout in Coon Rapids this next Saturday.

Apologies, but Nate is being a stickler about the Jacobins' EP draft--can't much hear the bass without good headphones; not until they're done mixing the disc. You're potentially SOL for another couple weeks, so come to the show this week and give it up live.

If war wasn't being drummed up against Iran before, the global cult is cuttin' them off of trade now; the Nation States provoke one another, so get ready for another round of suffering and oppression, friends.

Washington DC is begging its Mordor masters for a vote in their chambers of peril. You'd better become another stupid State, buddy, because if we're going to have to live under a [failed] Constitution, DC is at the mercy of the National Government.
a) nobody should even live in DC. *shivers*
b) if they do, not subject to APPORTIONED National taxation.
I propose: No Representation and No Taxation (or laws, or thugs, or bureaucratty goons, or ID's, or databases, or Imperialism, et cet)

no. I'll see you this Thursday,
-Brenn

Where, oh where has my Maker's Mark gone?

Saturday is shaving day (the beard affords me six to seven days), and this particular one is also .38 day and Irish Stereotype Revelry day (-potatoes). Hopefully it'll be worth having bronzed.

After PBR tall boys at the derby bout last night, wandering down to the Hat Trick with Clint and Will, and cabbing our way back up the Hill to imbibe with Luke, Malice, and Mortgagebringer, there is a haze of multi-topic discussions that spiraled into 5:30 a.m. None of which I will afford to share here. Eleven point five hours later, I am ready to celebrate the grand openin' of everybody's favorite crazy Welshman, John Dingley's new bar, Merlin's Rest. But not before I stock up on cheap wine. No, not before.

AYE BEGORA! It's Mitzi, Ruth, and Lee from March 3rd, and more!

"Why teh feck would I wanna caravan widout any wheels fer?" -pikey

lets hope I don't see any check points tonight, even though I'm not driving,
-Brenn

Congresspersons count, too.

Hey, jock-O! Happy Kill a Tyrant Day!

Have you committed your regicide yet?

Sic semper tyrannis!

-Brenn

It's better than reading the newspaper.

'evening, friends. I am depressed to announce the final month of our long-faithful clubhouse, the Liberty Center; likely the last open place one could smoke, drink, and hate authority in St Paul. If you love it enough to contribute, we'll need plenty of help on Saturday, 03/24/07 in packing, loading, moving, and storing. Show some love.
*edit: or will we manage to straggle through April?

In the meantime, who'll be at the AQ tonight, and the Rollergirls on Friday? Tug on my coattails.

Advance apologies; while terribly inappropriate, and no-doubt revolting, I couldn't help but mention this here: I'll often find myself on the phone with, or text messaging Nate while I BM. Yesterday, I typed him the following:

"That was tremendous. Olympic. I could have built a cabin out of that."

you probably wanna take a break, now,
-Brenn

Pledge Allegiance to WHO?

After a wicked, treacherous match of Monopoly last night which included (but certainly not limited to) trading of the orange properties for $100 MBD's, and the exchange of other properties for calzones, I think I spent a good portion of the evening drafting a verbal canon against the Pledge of Allegiance to counter Daddy Warbucks' brother. Chills:

Bellamy's original Pledge read as follows: I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all, and was seen by some as a call for national unity and wholeness after the divisive Civil War. The pledge was supposed to be quick and to the point. Bellamy designed it to be stated in 15 seconds...Bellamy said that the purpose of the pledge was to teach obedience to the state as a virtue.

"Thomas Jefferson would have been throwing up all over his crotch six words into it!" -that was me, of course

I hate you, Nationalism.

Whooped some butt on the radio on Thursday, but definitely could have done better. Ask Nik.

-Brenn

Mister Sax and I'll be on Air America tomorrow at six pee-em, debating Market Chaos versus The Man with their host. Call in and stand on your soap box, please.

Again, the Jacobins on Thursday, 03/29/07, Big V's. Chisel it into your wall, or significant other's forehead.

hiss,
-Brenn

...over the Borderline.

Now, what you're seeing is new hosting, but I can't figure out how to weasel my way out of manually crafting default pages for my sub-folders, so unless you remember the paths to each individual picture file, you're screwed.

I'll come up with a solution in due time. BY AND BY!

So, even if I had my fist around the pocketful of Rollergirls photos from this last Saturday, it'd be a crusty nun in a whorehouse fixing them here.

Ah, I finally ordered me a .38; Saturday Night Special. I think it's this guy. Commentary, over Yahoo;
Katie: what do you have to do to obtain a permit
closethestate: Snip off your testicles and hand them to the sheriff.

choke, anybody want some esophageal cancer?
-Brenn