Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Get in the tank, Senator!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Monitored.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Get back on the cardboard, Brenn.

Daddy Warbucks finally suckered me into my first MMORPG, DDO, and with any luck Luke'll be on-board over the weekend; a greater plane of dorkdom has been reached.

Representative Dr. Ron Paul (Dr. NO) has been considering a bid for the Republican 2008 Presidential Primaries [read: 'douchies']. Our dreams are often in the pipes, friends, but I can't think of any better place for them to be.

The follow-up in the Brenn-Malm-Sax-Johnson Casino Adventure (R) this last weekend was a dismal failure, though still ending in anti-cop bellyfeel.

Friday is scheduled vacation so as to kick off The Blur tomorrow, there's so much to not be done!

Fuck you too, Inspiration!
-Brenn

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Saturday, January 06, 2007

"...I tell you one and one makes THREE-EE, ohhh,"


Wednesday, January 03, 2007

"I'm going to kick your ass for the good of the community!"

Luke: "...one too many bear claws."
"He's very capable of taking care of business himself," Titus said of Mueller, 47. "He's trained in defensive tactics. If he called for help, people probably knew it was serious."
Translation: "...he's usually fairly independent, when it comes to beating minorities and homeless people, he's never needed backup in the past."
After Mueller's call, "the cavalry came," said Dave Titus, president of the St. Paul Police Federation...Walsh said the suspect is expected to be charged with fourth-degree assault today.
Probably went into cardiac while using "chemical irritants" and a "freedom baton". Assault in the 4th Degree because fatty had a heart attack.

Anyways, where does this guy's forehead end and his hair begin?

To close, I beg you to read this, if you haven't already. A different moment from one of my LRC favorites, Bill Bonner.

damning,
-Brenn